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Saturday, October 15, 2005

How to not give a fuck

Did you recently hear some gossip about you and you got really pissed at some people? Did your girlfriend/boyfriend leave you or did your boss yell at you for no reason at all? How much time and energy do you spend worrying about what other people think of your actions, behavior and general attitude? I can tell you for sure – too much. It’s time to let it all go, it’s time to learn how to not give a fuck about all this. And we can help you do it.

The first thing you need to do is ask yourself “How does this affect me personally?” Most of the time people get excited about things that have absolutely no impact on their lives. Usually this happens in the case of a gossip or rumor and you get caught in the middle. But really – why give a fuck about it? If it’s true – than you know it and they know it, so there’s no need to get pissed. If it’s not true, than you’re not affected. Why? Because the people that REALLY know you and that REALLY matter won’t give a fuck about it ‘cause they know the truth. Worst case scenario – if there are no such people, than you are the one that knows the truth and you don’t need to worry.

Next step: “How important is this?” It’s that little things that get you, right? WRONG. This can also be called “The greater evil theory” – you need to realize that other, more important things, could’ve happened and could’ve impacted your life with a greater force than your boss yelling at you for example.

Getting closer now: “What can/could I do/have done to prevent this?” And I mean something that could’ve made a difference. Most of the time you will realize that the answer to this is: “Nothing.” So then, why give a fuck about it? If there is something that you could have done – ok, lesson learned, let’s move along…

Do you really want others to dictate everything that you say, think or do? If so, then you are on the wrong website… If not, then get the fuck up, be proud of what you are, grab the world by the balls and squeeze it hard to get what you want – otherwise it’s going to be the other way around! FUCK’EM ALL!


  • hi,

    damn good advice...
    am gonna follow this coz i am down in the dumps thinking abt wat other ppl mean and did tat affected me badly..
    this helps@!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:30 AM  

  • OR, I could go do some Ketamine and go fuck the kids up. this usually solves ALL your gossip rumor problems. I suggest this method for anyone who actually wants to deal with the shit

    By Anonymous J DAHMS, at 6:31 PM  

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